What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 23:49

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd